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Possibly the worst typography on packaging I’ve ever seen.
(via fuckyeah1990s)
YO I GOTTA HAVE SEX TONIGHT.
WHY YOU GOTSTA WASTE MUH FLAVA’?
CLOSE THE DOOR! NO I MEAN GET OUT!
THATS A LOVE SENTED CANDLE, BITCH!
CLASS OR SEX? WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
92% Yo. That means I got a 92% chance of embarrassing myself.
Not that I don’t appreciate the gesture, but come on, everyone knows that Whoppers and MilkDuds are the leftovers in the Halloween basket.
Also, I don’t know why my iPhone decided to post the pic upside down.
Tips and Tricks
If you’re looking for an inexpensive alternative to high-end slim jeans, the Levis 514 is a great option, and they’re only $30 or so. The cut is flattering and contemporary, and while they’re not available raw, the “tumbled rigid” finish is an acceptable substitute. The rise is low - that’s the distance between the crotch and waistband - so they’re not the best for tucking a shirt into or hiding a little gut, but they look great with a t-shirt. And of course, if you happen to have beautiful luxury sneakers like the ones pictured above, all the better…
514 The best fit Levi’s makes. Just bought a pair this weekend. See Geoff, someone agrees with me.
GPOYW
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